THE GOO ZONE
The unofficial slime dimension of minercraft.se.
Everything here is slightly sticky. Mind the drips.
CITIZENS OF THE GOO
Hover a card. They drip. Everything drips here.
Snail Mayor
Our beloved leader. Slow to act, impossible to unseat, leaves a paper trail you can literally see. Approval rating: 100% (the vote takes years).
The Goo Lab
Where slime scientists ask the big questions. Can goo be gooier? Is a puddle just a tired drip? Results pending since 2019.
Drip Department
Responsible for all ceiling leakage, ambient plops and scheduled splats. Currently operating at 140% capacity. They're very proud.
Puddle Spa
Soak in our premium artisanal ooze. Guests report leaving "greener", "shinier" and "unable to fully exit the tub". Five stars.
Slime Jazz
Every plop lands on the beat. Our house band, The Viscous Quartet, plays nightly. Bring earplugs, the goo amplifies everything.
Snail Mail
Send a letter through the goo. Delivery guaranteed within 3 to 7 business decades. Stamps are edible (we discovered this the hard way).